整洁狭小的卧室内，不断传来噼里啪啦的键盘敲击声。
大学生小于开始了她忙碌的夜生活。
【不吃鱼的于：人物算不算好物？其实我觉得，某二字女导还有粉丝都挺能吹的…刚爆了一部大船，立马就被新电影打出原型了…】
打完这段话，她又娴熟的切换小小小号，手指在键盘飞舞——
【小绿薯4213:big胆？！敢提我全华国不限代不限性别火遍上下六千年的第一大导大名，这可是小澈书！】
一番激情热演后，成功加入了许多维C的进货名单。
没错，她就是一名擅长账号矩阵管理、用户行为模拟、分析舆论环境的号商下游执行端专员。
俗称水军。
两年前步入歧途然后迷途知返的她早已金盆洗手、上岸不干，现在带节奏黑陈澈，纯属爱好。
一条优质账号的评论和帖子能赚6元，普通号一条的价格也在0.65左右，比起圈内某些靠粉丝集资住海景房开豪车的大吧，放弃凭此赚钱的小于觉得自己才是真正的为爱发电。
至于她对陈澈的恨为何那么深？原因很简单——
陈澈实在太装了，是个比沃尔玛塑料袋还能装的装货。
学表演时专业翘楚，转型导演第一部就拿奖，圈内都不看好的偶像剧一拍即爆，恐怖片、爱情片、综艺…拍一部爆一部。
这世界还有她不会的东西吗？
哪怕哪天陈澈失心疯宣布，她要拍一部直男为爱狂喝中药企图变身绝望拉拉毁灭水星的电影，小于也只会觉得：
哦～这题材，冲戛纳的料子。
同为装货，小于绝不允许自己爱上一个比她还能装的XXXXl码沃尔玛塑料袋。
为此，接单只接类似大热Cp为烧鸡在后台大打出手、明星坐私人飞机只为偷吃方便面的小于，为了黑得更有逻辑性一点，特意从头到尾潜心观看了《歌舞青春》。
五遍。
还专程买了DiSney加的套餐。
心中有人，下笔格外神。
只见她信心满满打开影片评分选项，先截图购买记录自证，接着敲击键盘：
【二星
不算很烂，但绝对称不上佳作，起码比起CC以前的差远了，不如同期的《猫鼠大战》，完全是拍给小孩看的，什么青春、热血、梦想，太俗套了。不过影视寒冬，用来打发下时间也行，第一排不上。
作为歌舞片，最重要的就是歌，但说实话，歌曲都很…】
还没来得及打完，耳机里的歌自动跳转到下一首，正是《Start Of SOmething NeW》。
这首她看完第一遍开头，就没忍住加入歌单的歌曲。
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