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第三十二章 大闹就职典礼

作者:朱笔点绛唇 字数:7840 更新:2026-06-21 13:25:00

此话一出,全场寂静。

天地起狂风,平地升龙卷。

这句话仿佛勾动天地,张风身后涌现七彩长虹,如仙如画。

弟子们惊呼不已:“天地异象!”

“被天地所认同的真理!”

“口生长虹!”

“这……难道天地也觉得这都是放屁?”

四峰峰主也被这天地异象惊得一愣,随后目光古怪的看向上水善人。

“咳咳,”万剑峰掌门尴尬道:“师弟啊,天地说你那门规是放屁……”

神火峰峰主火雪域似乎试图化解尴尬:“师弟,你刚才说,这小子为人谨慎稳重,他定会遵守门规?”

上水善人完全懵了,他根本不知道这到底怎么回事……

张风:是特效,我开了特效。

“大师兄,怎么会是放屁?这可是门规啊……”

有弟子疑惑出声。

张风脸色凝重,一脸傲然,声若洪雷道:“门规当如此,第一,上水圣峰弟子要学会撒谎,绝不说真话!若有人执意问询,杀他全家!”

“第二,若有人与我等发生矛盾,杀他全家!若有人与我等动手,同样杀他全家!”

“第三,若有人觊觎我门宝物,还是杀他全家!”

“第四,……总之就是八个字,遇事不决,杀他全家!”

刹那间针落可闻,唯独张风的声音久久回荡在上水圣峰上下,连绵不绝,如浪潮汇聚在一起只剩下八个大字——“遇事不决,杀他全家!”

弟子们脸色尽皆变得古怪起来。

“这,似乎与我派宗旨相悖啊,说好的上善若水与世无争呢……”

“难道掌门想要借大师兄之口修改门规?”

“这新门规听起来虽然怪怪的,但想一想竟然挺刺激……”

其他四峰宗主也皱眉一愣,看向上水善人:“师弟,你这是要改……”

改个屁啊!

上水善人整个人都迷茫了。

然而就在上水善人想要出声呵斥的时候,天地间,恢弘万象。

有天光自垂垂之云浩荡而下,万千仙鹤如受牵引般自东方浩荡而来,隐约有洪钟大吕之音自九天传来。

众弟子顿时倒吸一口凉气,惊呼道:“天地共鸣!”

“师兄的话代表了天地意志!”

“我明白了,上天就是要让我们杀他全家!”

人群中的火玲珑两眼发光的看着张风,激动道:“师兄说的对!”

嗯,张风这些话对上水圣峰的其他弟子或许还难以接受。

但对于始终战意盎然的火玲珑来说,那就是说到她心坎里了啊。

只是瞬间,火玲珑就已经把张风师兄当成了知己。

而高台上,张风嘴角露出冷笑。

目的已经近乎达到,这就职演说已经彻底跑偏。若师父承认这就职仪式的合理性,那就代表了背叛先祖遗训!

但还有一部分弟子尚在疑惑。

“可是总感觉哪里怪怪的,”为了目睹师兄风采而临时出关的蓝云皱眉喊道,“师兄哥哥,这等行径与强盗有何区别?”

张风露出一副恨铁不成钢的模样,看了一眼蓝云,长叹道:“蓝师妹,你可知,这世界到底是什么样子?”

“啊?”蓝云小脸微红。

为何师兄偏偏念自己名讳?

在大庭广众之下,如此亲切的叫自己,这也太羞人了!我们的事还八字没一撇呢,我还没答应你呢……

蓝云呼吸略有急促,但还是偷偷看了一眼那些吃醋的火玲珑和其他女弟子,心中得意——哼,现在明白师兄的心意了么?我也劝师兄雨露均沾,但师兄就是不肯,非要独宠我一人。

张风并没注意到蓝云的异常,只是缓缓道:“这个世界,格外恐怖!想来各位师弟师妹久居山上,从未真正见识过这个世界,也不知晓这个世界的恐怖。”

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