有人说好人必有好报,但有时候也未必,只能说有六层的机会可能会有好报,不过大部分是即没有好报也没恶报。就像今天这位无名小童这样。如同俗世中的半仙铁嘴之流所言:“一切随缘。”
随着老道慢慢收功,白光慢慢变淡,热气随之似有似无,原本苍白的面色渐渐变得有些红润起来。
“嗖~”不等小童反应过来,老道就在他眼前以目测三马赫的速度消失,并且不带走一丝云彩。
“高手!一定是高手!不,这是绝世高手!”这是在老道消失后过了一顿饭的功夫,小童才从刚才那无法用语言来形容的场景中回魂。
那么,问题来了。
被定了大半夜的小童现在终于才想起自己目前的困境。
“按照游戏中大多数设置的那样,定身锁足之类的技能应该是有时间限制的,不然就会造成职业的不平衡。嗯!应该是这样。”想到这,小童似乎有些放心,但还是有些担忧,这一点可以从他不间断的咽唾沫和脑门上的一滴大汗可以证明。
等到天有点擦亮,柴房门“吱呀”一声,开了。
“嗯?”进来的不是老道,是一位年纪看上去有二十一二岁的年青人,穿着仆人的衣饰,从面上的表情看,应该是被眼前的情景狠狠冲击了一把,莫名问道:“安子,你这又作啥妖了?”
“老哲!”小童面对这年青人平静道:“你应该看出来我这是在晨练!”
“晨练?”
“好吧老哲!”小童明显不愿意也懒得去解释,随口说道:“这天还没亮你就跑柴房来,现在做早饭似乎还早吧。”
“嗯~~~”这名叫老哲的仆人表情有点扭列,好像有什么事不好意思开口,犹豫一会道:“哦!没事,我是起来上茅房,经过柴房来看看你,怕你有事。”
“有事?”小童虽然年纪不大,但老哲这句在他听来那是漏洞百出。一般情况下,大晚上进入一间本不应该有人的房间,借口都是茅房,不得不说,茅房真的是个很神奇的地方。对此,安子直言道:“老哲,茅房跟柴房好像不在一个方向吧?”
“你管得着吗?”老哲不耐烦了,道:“好心来看看你还有意见。”说完拂袖而去。
“靠!”小童对此似乎不太在意,满口诅咒道:“等老子修成仙了回来把你丁丁和菊花封了,让你这辈子不用去茅房,妹的!”
“你说的丁丁和菊花是什么?”一个声音突然在这个名叫安子的小童脑袋里响起。
“啊!”安子已经有些无法接受整晚所发生的事实,按现代说法是:此时安子的内心是崩溃的。
“别怕,这是传音术。”
很明显,老道低估了安子的心理素质,因为安子随后从惊呀的表情变得平静,道:“你是那个老道?”
“回答我刚才的问题。”无尘道人有些不耐烦。可能是对昨天晚上被这小童给惊着了有想法。试想一下,一个不世出的绝代高手被一个未成年的小屁孩给惊吓得晕过去,是件很丢面子的事,如果传出去对整个门派是非常不利的。
“呃~~~~~”对于这个问题,叫安子的小童显然没心理准备,不知道该如何解释,但这个声音的语气对他而言充满了威胁,只能硬着头皮说道:“就是~~~嗯!就是人上茅房时候要用到的两种道具!嗯,对,是道具!”
这个解释让无尘道人反应很快,马上明白了,不过将这两种道具说成是丁丁和菊花……只能说太有创意,创意得让无尘道人满脸的尴尬。
“老道。”安子马上转移话题,道:“这个定身术要多长时间才能自动解开啊?”
安子的话让无尘道人脸色立马一变,以目测四马赫的速度嗖一下出现在安子面前,随手一挥,一柄纯白的长剑闪着锋芒持于手中,剑尖直接安子的眉心,森然问道:“你是谁?”
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